Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Creepy Pasta Girls Story

Jane the Killer's skin was white and beautiful, her dark hair was like the midnight sky, and she wore a black dress. She looked stunning but she killed a lot of people. She wandered the streets as she carried the knife in her hands as she searched for him...Jeff the Killer. They weren't related of course, but she became this as an adversary to his creepy, twisted smile of his. She will never forgive him for the pain he caused her, the death of her family. It hurt her for so long that it made every inch of her skin crawl. It was then, Jane heard a little girl crying and looked around. She crept in as she saw a little girl with her hands over her face. Jane hid the knife in her dress and approached the little girl. "What's wrong, little girl? What are you doing out here all by yourself?" asked Jane in a gentle voice. The little girl responded, "I...I have nobody to play with, I'm all alone...." Jane looked confused, her black eyes that made her pools of sclera even blacker were confused. "What do you mean sweetheart?" Jane asked. The little girl uncovered her face and Jane gasped. The little girl then said, "What I'm saying is....Will you play with me?" Jane jumped back, she drew the knife out and demanded answers from the little girl. "Who are you?" She asked. "I'm Sally....Sally Williams....I was killed and hurt by my uncle." The little girl answered. Jane lowered her weapon, "You're uncle....He...he...hurt and killed you?" She inquired. "Yes, he came over to visit and came into my room where he made me touch him...I didn't want to but he said it was all part of the game." Jane looked over at her, "So....You were molested? God, that's awful!" She said. Sally glared at her, "Watch your tongue, Miss Black!" She scolded firmly. "I am not Miss Black, I got a name. I'm Jane. Jane the Killer." Jane said. "Are you related to that smug killer name Jeff?" Sally asked. "Like hell!" Jane exclaimed, "I may be a killer but I don't want anyone to go to sleep....They need to be awake for this." Then, a voice spoke up: "There is no TIME to sleep or awake, it doesn't matter anyway." Jane and Sally turned to see a young woman with brown messy hair and a clock in her eye. "Oh my! What happened to your eye?" Jane gasped. "Oh, it's a makeover I gave to myself. Do you like it?" The girl replied. "You did that?" Sally said, "Did it hurt?" The girl shook her head, "Not much. Pain doesn't matter to me. There is no time for pain, I know that time is not fast or slow. Nobody can control time, and yours is up." She said. She took her two knives and lunged at Sally. 

Jane clashes with the girl with clock in her eye as she said, "Listen here you bitch! I won't let you kill the little girl. I don't want you to go to sleep, you need to be awake so I can find out your name." The girl said, "I'm Clockwork, formerly by the name of Natalie. Your time is up, Raven Girl!" Jane gritted her teeth, "I think it's time you know my name, Clock-work! I'm Jane the Killer, and don't you ask if I'm related to Jeff....I'M NOT!!!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND BACK OFF!!!!" Clockwork did so and looked at Jane for a moment. "Hmm, perhaps your time isn't up Jane and neither is the girl. I feel we need to converse some more, shall we?" She suggested. And so, these three begin a conversation and talked about their lives: Jane told Clockwork and Sally about her past, how Jeff murdered her family and how she became on who she is today. Sally told the horrible abuse of her uncle, his murder, and how Sally was revived because of her revenge against her Uncle Johnny. And finally, Clockwork told Sally and Jane of her abusive father. Her teachers, her boyfriend, her drawings, and her insanity that caused her to kill her family. She even mentions the killings at the mental hospital. Jane fumbled with her drink, "So you were in a mental hospital, you killed the doctors and your family...Sounds like Jeff but then again, the abusive father and the oppressive teachers is enough to push you....And you were molested by your uncle once. He knew you told your mommy and he raped and killed you....And here you are back from the dead.....Then, I believe we can come to an understanding, can we?" She said. "I believe there is still TIME to do so. I mean, I heard Jeff might as well as team up with people like Ben, Toby, and others out there." Jane made her teeth clenched, "I think we need more suffering girls like us. I heard he's back and he's not dead. It's funny, I thought he'd be dead by now since I killed him but he can't die and neither can us girls." She said. "We need more girls to PLAY with us. It can't be us three, right?" Sally said. "I think I know other girls in the area. There's a scarecrow, ragdoll, and others out in the area." Clockwork remarked. "As long as we don't gather Nina....Stupid Nina the Killer." Jane growled. Clockwork smirked at her, "Nah. I doubt it, Nina is Harley to Jeff's Joker. She'll be making bloody Marys with him. Time only can tell what they are up to." She assured her. "What kind of alliance is this Jeff conspiring with?" Sally questioned. "As I stated; Ben and Ticci Toby....There's Masky and Proxy, oh! Slender Man and Smile Dog. There's Laughing Jack and Jason the Toymaker." explained Clockwork. 

"He sure is making himself big, well screw him! We have to find him." Jane said, crushing the cup in her bare hands. Sally was nervous but she said, "Let's just find our lovely ladies of darkness. Then we can have our little fun, right?" Jane and Clockwork looked at her, then at each other before smiling. And so, the three dark hearted women set out on a quest to find more girls out there! Maggie felt as if she had been violated: She had never been betrayed or so violated in all her life. Jason the Toy Maker, the guy who considered her a friend and all but all he did was 'fix' her but now she has nothing left to give. She lost her foster family, her biological parents....she couldn't know if they abandoned her. Was Jason was lying or telling the truth? Poor Maggie, why did Jason leave her in the dust of all she wandered? She had no place to go, she can only roam down these halls with toy like appendages to her but she took some destructive toys from that madman before he left her. That bastard was gone, last she heard that he was being recruited by Jeff the Killer. This made her sad and broken. It was then Maggie came across an alley as two thugs confronted her. "Hey there Raggedy Ann, where you going?" One of them called out. Maggie froze, she turned to see them. There was one guy who wore a beanie hat and the other wore a backwards cap. Maggie felt fear in her eyes but try to be brave as she spoke, "Please...Leave me be." The two thugs laughed, "Get over here you little bitch! Don't you dare try to fuck with us!" The second guy said. Maggie was terrified, she had her weapons with her and decide it would be a good time to use it on them but she didn't need to as the two thugs were apprehended. They had knives stabbing them in the back. They turned around where they saw a girl in black, another one with a clock in her eye, and a giggling little girl. "Don't go to sleep, you won't wake up...Oh wait, too bad. You are." said the girl in black. The giggly little girl responds, "Guess you're not playing the game right, boys." And the clock eyed girl agreed: "You're time is up." And with one slashed, the thugs were dead as the girls were covered in blood. Maggie was relieved that she was safe but the other part of her was scared as she backed away. The girl in black outstretch her hand, "Don't be scared. My name is Jane. I won't hurt you, I think you don't have a place to go, right?" She asked. Maggie nodded, the giggly girl smiled: "Would you like to come with us? We could use you, what's your name?" She said. Maggie answers, "I'm Maggie. Just Maggie. I used to be a friend to Jason but I guess that's a lesson I won't forget...." She said. The little girl introduced herself, "I'm Sally and this girl next to me is Natalie but she's better known as Clockwork." Maggie smiled, "Will you keep me safe?" She asked. Jane nodded, "Of course. I would never want anyone to tell you to go to sleep. You need to be awake to join our little army. It would be a shame to let you wonder here." She said. Maggie had the deadly toys in her bags slung over her shoulder and followed the three girls. Madison Shanton was the Shadow Girl, she terrorize people but it's not her fault. The cruel people that took her life and her little brother once more. It hurt her so much that it left her to tears as she thought about her brother: "Oh Conner, I miss you so much..." She wept. It was then a smiling dog attacked Madison but she immediately dodged it until she was grabbed in as she was saved by Jane, Sally, Clockwork, and Maggie that took Madison with them. Madison was safe, for now, as she saw the smiling dog went away! 

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Interview with Bayonetta

Hello folks, I'm here with the Umbra Witch. She's the one who punishes angels, she is the woman in black, the one with the sexy frames and figure while portraying qualities of being a badasss; Please welcome......BAYONETTA!!!!! 

Bayonetta: "Did you miss me, boys and girls? I bet you did. I don't like interviews but I think this could make an exception for all my hard work." 

Interviewer: "Being an Umbra Witch ain't easy, but what's the fun part out of this?" 

Bayonetta: "Hmm, the best part you say? Well, punishing angels in ways I like it hard if you catch my drift. The toys are what I desire the most out of it."

Interviewer: "I see, it's hard to believe that the ones in charge of Super Smash Bros. are allowing you to be in this game. Are you excited?" 

Bayonetta: "Excited? Why I'm bloody ecstatic, I never dreamed I be in a game for little children but I heard others who are not children play this game. This one is the stuff of ruining friendships. I'm not here to make friends but I have my close allies. So they count as friends." 

Interview:er "Like Jeanne?" 

Bayonetta: "'Course her. Although she was being controlled by that f**king bastard Baldur who claims he is my father. There's no one in hell I consider him my father. Diabolical he is, like the demons from hell." 

Interviewer: "You have a lot of demon summoning, you may punish angels but you're not a bad person. It's your job you know." 

Bayonetta: "Hmm, no. I know I'm not evil and I'm not good all the time. I mean, I wouldn't mind giving these people a good spanking for being naughty. But it puts bread and wine on the table so I guess it's fine. And you are absolutely correct, it is my job. If under different circumstances, I would be part of the angels. How dreadful but not all angels are evil. It's just the ones like him...!" 

Interviewer: "I see. So tell me, why the new look? I mean, not that's a problem but your former look was more suitable." 

Bayonetta: "Ah yes, that. I realized that change is coming. But I thought, why not me? So I cut my hair. I still look ravishing. But not in the terms you would think." 

Interviewer: "Right, right, ravishing. Beautiful. Not the terms men would think." 

Bayonetta: "Yes, that reminds me....I believe people have been talking about this quite a while. It drives me f**king insane but I managed to speak out about it." 

Interviewer: "Oh? What's that?" 

Bayonetta: "Dante. He's that one that takes on demons, he works for some place known as Devil May Cry. I never heard of him but I know about his muscular chest. His white locks and he's good with the toys that he has. So my point is, would it be a good match made in heaven if I were to team up with him?" 

Interviewer: "But of course. You two take on different monsters, you both are hot, and you guys use guns." 

Bayonetta: "Hmm, very true. I guess that would work. I'd like to have a little more fun with him...Mmm...." 

Interviewer: "Oooh, that sounds scandalous! Ah, yes....I believe you and Luka seem good acquaintances with one another." 

Bayonetta: "We are. He never fails to amuse me. That time I saw him again, he try to make his entrance epic but failed sadly. I was quite happy to see him, I used to play with his emotions by calling him Cheshire but not anymore. Not that he and I managed to kiss and make up. He accused me of murdering his father, I did no such thing. He may think so but I believe I was the one that try to save his father." 

Interviewer: "I see, you two are dating?" 

Bayonetta: "Dating? Don't play a joke on me, we are good friends. It would be awkward, but I do find him quite attractive. But I'm not willing to look in a relationship right at the moment. I mean, I'm a very busy woman with a lot of hell and heaven on my hands. 

Interviewer: "OK, you're right but men would be damned to bed with you, Bayonetta. But why does Jeanne call you Cereza? And how come nobody else does?" 

Bayonetta: "Cereza was my biological name, but I find Bayonetta to be a good one too. I have nothing against these names. But Jeanne calls me that since we're good friends with one another." 

Interviewer: "True. See anyone out there who find interesting?" 

Bayonetta: "A date you mean?" 

Interviewer: "No, no, I mean an opponent you wish to fight." 

Bayonetta: "An opponent...In other words, a fight but I still consider that a 'date'....Let's see, I believe there's one demon who I heard is a butler to a lord in another dimension of a different century." 

Interviewer: "Ah, I see. Sebastian is his name?" 

Bayonetta: "I believe so, he sure is a sexy demon. Ahem, I mean I heard he is agile and tall but handsome. Quite a wonderful battle, don't you think so?" 

Interviewer: "Very much so." 

Bayonetta: "And another one I wish to battle is the red head with the armor. She comes from a guild, I believe. And then there is a goddess of war with long blonde hair, the lion and that outfit....And her regalia." 

Interviewer: "Haha, I like that! That would be interesting." 

Bayonetta: "For cetain." 

Interviewer: "Anybody else? Maybe a dragon slayer or seven more of them?" 

Bayonetta: "There's seven?" 

Interviewer: "Yeah, but there could be more than seven. I mean, there's six males and only one female out of the dragon slayers." 

Bayonetta: "Hmm, how powerful are they?" 

Interviewer: "What??? I'm the one that's asking, Bayonetta. But OK, there's the fire one. He's the big and powerful one. There's also a metal one who's stubborn but has a heart of gold. Another used to be a weakling however she's grown strong and confident. And an electric one who used to be such a selfish pig but he's a nice guy and another who used to be evil but not anymore. And there's a duo of both dragon slayers that they and their guild were arrogant bastards by a ruthless guild master but the master is no more and those so called arrogant bastards are changed and are on the good side." 

Bayonetta: "Interesting, I think I'll have a talk to Rodin about that." 

Interviewer: "You do that. So, anything you like to say to your fans darling before you go?" 

Bayonetta: "But of course, my 'fans', I know all of you really want to be with me or be just like me. I'll tell you a little secret, always believe in yourself to be a strong person and take down obstacles that stand in your way. Those that are your personal demons, they don't have to be actual demons. Demons are everywhere you look, but some people are cruel out there that look like demons but never let them pull you under. You lose your way but find your way back into yourself. Believe me, darlings, I try. Now then, I'll see you soon! Ta-ta!" 

Interviewer: "See ya, Bayonetta! Be sure to get the next Super Smash game and see Bayonetta in it. Catch you later, folks! Thanks!" 

Dark Crossover 2

Dark hair long and flowing. Her eyes were dark as she wore a white attire with black accenting the outfit and had a black ribbon on her shirt. She had a dark expression on her face, she covered her emotions but she replays the story of her life about a thousand times more. But she will stop at nothing until she protect the person she swore to protect! Her name is Homura Akemi, there she was facing the monsters in her path and she was looking around as she turned around. Meanwhile; he searched for her in the dreams he has, she was gone but he didn't want to be accuse of what happened to her. He walked around as he shivered in the cold, while wearing his coat. He knew that he had to know the truth. She wasn't dead, she could be still out there. It's this gift of 'Revival' that made him to return to the past and it drives his crazy. He was losing his memories since he was in this coma, this gift had done this to him and is unaware of the identity of the murderer to her. He was Satoru Fujinuma, he was a manga artist with a complex of memories flowing in his mind. In the meantime; he knew he was different, he had been through the horrible torture of his past. How he saw a monster and what he is now. He wasn't the same again, his best friend Kaito was the only friend but he turned out to be a traitor to him. It was painful for what he's been through. His name is Kei and he is a demi human. There she was, Saya is constantly attacked by the Furukimono and she fights them with the understanding that she is doing what her mother had done before she died. However, as time passes Saya is no longer sure of her duties and even her identity. At one point she realizes that she cannot remember her mother's face, appearance, or even her name. She was captured some time prior to the start of the series and kept in an experiment conducted by Fumito. The purpose was to see if she would revert to her old self or remained in the false persona she was living in after her memories was erased. After this revelation and failing to stop the Furukimono from killing everyone, Saya pursued Fumito after killing the last Furukimono. She was shot in the head by Fumito and remained in a river bank, recovering from her injuries while accepting everything that happened. That's what she's been through while she focused on what happens next. It was then, their paths crossed where Homura was confronted by Saya, whom the latter was faced to face with Kei. And Satoru was in the middle of all this. "Who the hell is this guy?" Homura wondered. She went down there to confront the guy, she looked at him dead in the eye and demanded. "I'm Kei."  Kei replied, glaring back at her. His demi-human activates as the monsters, destroying them. "How did you do that?" Satoru said in surprise. "I'll explain later...Right now, let's take on this monsters!" Homura declared. 

It was at that moment, a bright iridescent light that blinded almost the others. Eren, Kaneki, Shinichi, Yuu, and Mika & Ganta came onto the battlefield to assist Homura, Satoru, Kei, and Saya in the battlefield of curiosity from Migi. It was finally then after the battle when Homura, Saya, Satoru, and Kei were sitting around as Migi was there. "Now that we're all gather, I believe I have new information..." He said, he looked around as he started: "Back in the original timeline, it was Madoka who saved her from being killed by a witch. When Walpurgisnacht came you saw Madoka die, and this was what pushed you to make a contract with Kyubey. You returned in time, but no matter how many times you tried, the events conspired against you to make you see Madoka die again and again and again. The trauma you carried on your back is beyond what a normal human could endure. That is all I know from yours, Lady Homura." Migi said to her. He turned to Satoru and mentions his past life: "You were a boy when you knew about the murdered or perhaps missing girl, you possessed an ability that you call "Revival", which would bring you back to a time before a life-threatening incident would occur and allow you to prevent it. But this coma you were in was resulted in the loss of your memories of the ordeal, especially the real kidnapper and murderer's identity." Migi then turned to Kei and said, "You who were experimented on, you actually saved one of the doctors who experimented on you, your own sister doesn't think good of you as she thinks you are more to do with his self-value. And betrayed by a friend you once held dear." He then turned to Saya, while he noted: "And you yourself miss was tortured and your deceased mother...You forgot her, resulting in amnesia. But it wasn't just that.... you do not hunt her own kind for any honorable, heroic or moral reasons.The only reason that you hunt them at all is only due to an unknown pact made long ago that forbids you from killing or devouring humans. If you could, you would have no quarrel with your kind." He then gestured towards everyone as he comes to a conclusion: "Perhaps all of you people have one thing is common. What could it be?" Migi asked. It was all silent until Ganta spoke up, "We....we don't deserve this bullshit, we didn't do anything wrong and this is the THANKS WE GET?! SOME PEOPLE LOVE PUNISHING US, DON'T THEY?!" It was something painful that stung them all emotionally: The Titans destroying everything, taking human lives, and Eren witnessing death, destruction, pain and betrayal. Kaneki was just a cruel play thing as he became something more different. The same goes for Shinichi but both of them had went through losses themselves. The result of their families in great death had pained both boys, Yu and Mika, as they felt it was their fault. Ganta being accused of murdered. All of them do have something in common: They were just normal people at the beginning that suffered tragedy brought upon them and changes made them into who they were today. 

Thinking to himself in his own thoughts; Eren knew there were allies with him and he thought about his goals: "I'm sick of rotating around day after day, I want my soul to fly free–even if that involves becoming broken. It's like we live in a cage....we're like sheep or cattle behind these walls. But then, just like what happened, it all change. A Titan came and opened a hole in the Walls, all Titans came and destroyed everything! Mikasa and I ran, I told myself that my house was OK. Everything was in one piece, but as I turned, it was in pieces. Mom was being crushed, she told us to get out of here but she was my mom. I couldn't leave her to die at the hands of the Titans. But as we were lead away, I watched helplessly as my own mother was eaten by a Titan. I couldn't believe what I saw. How...? Why was this happening? I'll never go home again, it's all gone forever. Why did I have to disobey my mother? I never got to say 'I love you' to her....I remember her last words were, "I love you, do you hear me? Stay alive!" Mom....It's all my fault. Why do we have to be such a damn coward? Is it because we're humans? No, I won't let them get away with this! I'm going to stop them all! I'LL KILL EVER LAST ONE OF THEM!!!!! I may be broken from all this tragedy but I will join the Survey Corps Scouts! Armin and Mikasa are coming along, I never ask them to but they insist. Armin isn't joining because of me, he was always bullied when he when were kids but he's not afraid. He's brave just as I am. Even Mikasa, she's always looking out for me. When a battle looms, it makes victims of both humanity and those stupid Titans. No one is exempt. Diverse as we are, we are at war. Anything can happen in war, but no matter what, you have to always keep on fighting and persevere. Wars test people’s character. The stronger survives while the weaker falls, and usually the good guys always fall victim to the Titans. The winds of the strength of these monsters may sway him from side to side but I will stand my ground. I’ll never give up. We're all fighting back to reclaim a better society. In a dark world as this, I still believes in the existence of the light. A new hope. In a war manifested world, I still believe in reclaiming humanity from the Titans. If we fought hard and win, we have a whole new world right outside these walls. This world is cruel, isn't it? I knew I could hear myself thinking: Do you feel like you aren’t enough on your own to accomplish anything? Don't be afraid to take risks, sometimes in life you don’t feel great. You lack confidence and self esteem. Quit your hesitation and say what has to be said, and do what has to be done. You’re always more cruel than you think. With all these monsters roaming around. Stand up and make a difference, just be strong and live on. You learn an build upon failures to grow as a person. Yes, that's what I'm going to do! I want to see and understand the world outside. I don't want to die inside these Walls without knowing what's out there! I put down some dangerous animals. Animals that just happened to look like people. Humanity will feast on the Titans. I will do everything in my power... To make your deaths as excruciating as possible. Yeah, I will. I'll exterminate every last one of them. As if I'll give up! I'll exterminate you, every single one of you! Me! With these very hands!" 

Alone in his own thoughts; Eren recalled Yamori as he had a message for him if that bastard still haunts him: "Yamori....I want some things to say to you.....I don’t want to be rude and go against you, but at the same time, I don't want to rely on you or my mind might get violated like you did to me with your torture methods.  You are a selfish bastard who eats the flesh of your own kind of Ghouls. I'm not going to stop making passive acts and modify my life. There are  hopelessness of life. Sometimes it happens, nothing in life you do not go out, everything annoys you!  There are plenty of obstacles in my life, slowly appearing, making it more painful.  I don’t have the ability to think straight any longer, but I won’t stop living.  This could be how I feels about you, how I've been violated and how a part of me is being taken away and I don't know who or what it is.  I want to stop my suffering, whether it be physical or psychological or emotional.  I try to sleep on my problems of being a Ghoul and hope things get better the next day.  I suffer from this new life of being a Ghoul — I have people that cares about me, only thing I want is to be a normal person but it wasn't happening to me. Then, the wards that want to be normal just I am. You don't understand, you were a sadist however you inspired me. I won't be like you, you will never hurt me again or anyone else. I will never forget what you done but I will use this against enemies like you. What I'm trying to say is that it was you that made me into what I am today......Yes, it was you......"

Interview with Deadpool

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the Merc with the Mouth, the former experiment of a superhero project and one of the most badass, most talkative and awesome antihero for hire. Please welcome......DEADPOOL!!!!! 

Deadpool: "Hiya munchkins, what's up? Good to see we're getting on the right track of things! No wonder the fans love me, you really do love me!" 

Interviewer: "So, Deadpool, heard that your excited for your movie is coming out. You excited, dude?" 

Deadpool: "Oh, hell yeah! I'm ready to kick it up! Ready to bring out the f**king chima changas!" 

Interviewer: "What are you looking forward to the most?" 

Deadpool: "What am I looking forward to out of this movie....? Hmm, let's see....There's me, I go and kill people. Blow some heads off. Oh yeah, and a lot of the ladies I can f**k. I saw that preview of me...Oh yeah! Anyway, I think Ryan Reynolds was the perfect choice. That guy knows me so well, I should give him an autograph to him in my honor for doing this role so nicely as me!" 

Interviewer: "He did a debut of Deadpool...Without the red suit and all, you do know that right?" 

Deadpool: "Yeah, but it wasn't the same! This movie is going to be remember as a big hit of a cinema! Damn, I'm stoked. I don't remember seeing a movie this awesome, I mean how can anyone enjoy these movies without me in them? I would be crushed, heartbroken, and nobody to think that there's more to life you know?" 

Interviewer: "Sounds overly dramatic, Merc." 

Deadpool: "Yeah but it's true." 

Interviewer: "Agreed. Now then, I have one interesting question...If Nolan North wasn't available to voice you, who do you think would be a perfect fit for you?"  

Deadpool: "Good question...OH! I HAVE TWO OF MY FAVORITES!!!! There's Johnny Yong Bosch, he played the Black Ranger of the Power Rangers! I heard he voiced my twin name Vash the Stampede!" 

Interviewer: "I do remember but I hate to burst your bubble but unlike you, Vash isn't disfigured nor wears a mask....No offense!" 

Deadpool: "None taken. And then, there's the second one. Michael Jones, Mr. Rage Quit! Rooster Teeth's Rage Quit, I love that guy! He's so hilarious! He's perfect! And he curses like a sailor as I do." 

Interviewer: "That would be a perfect match made in heaven." 

Deadpool: "Hell yes! He and I like to break out in some rage, he and I have our own gang of awesome people!  Maybe he doesn't have the facial horror or the awesome healing factor but he and I are the bomb of it all!" 

Interviewer: "Yup, so you think." 

Deadpool: "Nolan will always be my number one, but the other two are great alternatives but I have nothing against Johnny. I just never hear him curse like I do. I throw F bombs left and right, but he doesn't do so. Not that I'm expecting to." 

Interviewer: "Johnny's too cool to curse like a sailor." 

Deadpool: "Cooler than me?" 

Interviewer: "No way! You two are in the same boat!" 

Deadpool: "F**K YES!!! Got any more questions?" 

Interviewer: "Yeah, I do. This is a nerdy one but what do you think about anime?" 

Deadpool: "AH! I LOVE THAT ONE, ANIME IS SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!! I love all the action, the blood and the best part is the boobs! The skimpy outfits. If I have to chose who's my favorite, I have to choose Erza! No Rias, or maybe that one with the vampire girl....She has pink hair, there's a blue haired succubus--I'd hit that any day! Then there's Lucy....Eh, cute but weird, hey she has a curvy figure I like to touch on. And there's Juvia, Jenny, and Cana. Right?" 

Interviewer: "Sure, these chicks can kick ass too!" 

Deadpool: "Like Domino? Psylocke? Rogue? And that one chick name Negasonic Teenage Warhead! How awesome is that!" 

Interviewer: "Yup, Lucy could qualify to Kitty Pryde, right?" 

Deadpool: "Sure, Kitty and Lucy are pretty cute. But a sexy body to match!" 

Interviewer: "Right. So who's your favorite hero guy in anime?" 

Deadpool: "I would choose Naruto but that bastard is all of the damn place! It's everyone ever talks about, and now they have one about his son! It's sh**ting me, isn't it?" 

Interviewer: "Yeah." 

Deadpool: "Don't get me wrong, I think he's powerful but....eh, I don't think so. But there's one person I want to challenge! Let's see.....There's Captain Levi! Dude's got some weird hairdo but he can kick ass quicker than you can say Shruikan!!!! And then there's Shinoa, Ichigo, Luffy, Natsu, Gajeel, Laxus, Gray, Mikasa, damn she's a total bitch slapping awesomeness! And then there's Eren Jaeger! Oooh, I so pity the girl that tries to get inside his pants! Wait, is he gay or something? No he's not into relationships. He's been a wreck since his mommy was eaten by a Titan. SHIT!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?! I sound really f--ing insensitive." 

Interviewer: "If you didn't have a healing factor, you'd be dead right?" 

Deadpool: "Yeah but I'd be with Death. She and I will have amazing sex together." 

Interviewer: "I see." 

Deadpool: "Yeah, she knows I love her. She's just so fine to look at. Sure she and I have really bad faces but hey, it's a dream come true." 

Interviewer: "Thank you for sharing your sex life about Lady Death with us, Deadpool. But anyway, so if you were to chose who was your favorite?" 

Deadpool: "Oh, my favorite? I love them all!" 

Interviewer: "Happy to see Wolverine in your movie?"

Deadpool: "HEY! HE HAD HIS OWN MOVIE, NOW IT'S MY TURN!!!!" 

Interviewer: "OK, OK, sorry. He was in your game."

Deadpool: "That furry one is too popular, I'm the only protagonist in the video game and film but Wolverine is short and he's in more comics than me!" 

Interviewer: "True, I mean I don't know if he's short but hey, I can learn something." 

Deadpool: "You'd be surprise on how short and furry he is, what do girls see in him?" 

Interviewer: "Healing factor. Antihero. He has claws, Jean Grey loves him. But he's in competition with Cyclops. And in some later adaptions of comic books and films, he seems more attractive." 

Deadpool: "OH C'MON!!!! I'm attractive too...Well, besides the face but hey, chicks love me!" 

Interviewer: "Yeah. How do you feel Colossus being in your movie?" 

Deadpool: "Sounds awesome but nothing's more awesome than your best girl gets kidnapped by your worst enemy. Don't want to spoil much but I think the outcome will be that my best girl is a superheroine! As she quoted, she plays a lot of roles but damsels in distress ain't one of them!" 

Interviewer: "So who's the nerd and the old lady in your movie?" 

Deadpool: "The nerd is Weasel but his name is Jack Hammer. He's my home boy, and the old hag is Blind Al...She's my roommate." 

Interviewer: "Roommate? When did you have a roommate?" 

Deadpool: "Don't blame me! It's in the comics!" 

Interviewer: "OK, but Weasel....He's not an action hero right?" 

Deadpool: "Nope, he's no action hero. He's my sidekick sometimes....He's a motherf**ker expert hacker and inventor
with a genius-level intellect and knowledge of weaponry. That's why he's my home boy. My sidekick!" 

Interviewer: "Nice, I like that. So what's the deal with Blind Al?" 

Deadpool: "She's blind but she's pretty much more clever than me, old bitch." 

Interviewer: "She is pretty helpful, ain't she?" 

Deadpool: "Besides being clever old bitch? Yes, yes she is." 

Interviewer: "Cool, can't wait for what happens next. Thanks for joining us, Deadpool!" 

Deadpool: "That's it? All right, that was fun! Thanks everyone. Maybe I can come back after I see my movie! BYE!" 

Interviewer: "Have fun! And hear this everyone, Deadpool's movie is now out in theatres. Don't forget to check it out. See you later!" 

Seraph of the End Thesis

In the fictional world of 2012, the world allegedly comes to an end at the hands of a "human-made" virus, ravaging the global populace and leaving only children under the age of thirteen untouched. It is at this time that vampires emerge from the recesses of the earth, likely followed by age-old horrors of the dark thought only to be myth. The vampires sweep the earth and claim it in a single violent stroke, subjugating the remnants of humanity and leading them beneath the surface to safety. This "protection" comes at the price of donating blood to their captors. At the age of twelve, Yuichiro and his friend and fellow orphan Mikaela plotted to escape along with the children in Hyakuya Orphanage. However, this resulted in their deaths and Mikaela sacrifices himself in order for Yuichiro to escape and be saved by members of the Moon Demon Company, an extermination unit of the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro dedicates his life to destroy vampires and seek revenge against them for murdering his "family".

Sounds similar to another anime, doesn't it? What if I told you, there is a theory--or more--that surround this anime. Yup, have a good time with this. 

Seraph of the End is a Lot Like Attack on Titan: OK, this is gonna get a lot of hate from other people who are fans of this series. But Attack on Titan and Seraph of the End are similar to one another. There's vampires and Titans aside that attack humans but that's not it! Most of the characters have been compared to similar ones in Attack on Titan, especially Yuu to Eren (both are Hot-Blooded with a goal of killing all the monsters who killed someone dear to them when they were children), Kimizuki to Jean (both start as Jerkasses who the protagonist despises but are later revealed to have Hidden Depths and become Fire-Forged Friends with the protag), and Guren to Erwin (both Colonel Badasses who have their own goals independent of the main military branch). It helps that both series share similar premises, the same animation studio, and the same soundtrack composer. However, whether this trope is interpreted as "similar, but still unique and good in its own way" or "blatant ripoff" depends on the viewer. But remember, they are different with monsters such as the Horsemen, vampires, and Titans for both each of the animes you see. OK? Nothing! Nada! Zip! Zilch! No ablo relations or rip offs! OK? OK, good let's move on shall we? 

Yu and Shiho are Bi: There are some hints that they could be, while Yu and Shiho are attracted to girls but they could be attracted to guys too! Yuu's constant mention of Mika is also something to take note of. He can't go a single chapter without mentioning how he's also going to save Mika from the vampires. There is literally TONS of examples of their obsession with rescuing/being with each other, to the point where other characters (like Ferid) even comment on it. Yuu immediately begins to shed his antisocial demeanor after seeing Mika alive, where Shinoa even states that after that moment his reason to live had changed. In chapter 39, Yuu's hatred towards the vampires (at least towards the vampire queen) is immediately forgotten when he learns that she was the one who saved and kept Mika alive, stating that he's thankful to her for bringing them together and then expresses his willingness to trust her. Yes, that Yuu who holds a grudge as deep as the Mariana Trench against vampires is thankful to the leader of his sworn enemies just because she saved Mika. The creator, Takaya Kagami, refers to Mika as "the one who suddenly died, the wife!" at the end of volume 1, which certainly has it's implications. In the manga and drama CD, Shinoa questions Yuu if the name he had called out was his former girlfriend. Yuu doesn't deny this, but rather corrects her that Mika isn't a woman. Yuu holding Mika's face, touching his chin and looking at him in a flirtatious and almost cocky manner. Before, they backed up into some shelves when Mika glomps him so he can drink from his neck, all the while smiling blissfully and holding the back of Mika's head while Mika himself is holding onto the shelf as well as Yuu's spread open knee. While toward the end of the episode it has Yuu hugging Mika from behind and a shadow silhouette showing them holding hands as they walk away. With the sun setting in the background no less. While Mika is on top of Yuu after a failed attempt to drink from him, Yuu pulls his head closer into a hug while apologizing for his leaving him behind in the past. At the beginning of chapter 37, there is a close-up of Yuu blushing while Mika is drinking from him. When Mika finally pulls away, it's shown that Mika has been as well. The creator even states that Yuuichirou and Mikaela are like Romeo and Juliet, ooh a yaoi version of Romeo and Juliet huh. Nice! Also; Kimizuki gets a Chained Heat moment with Yuu in the manga, acts especially tsundere towards him, and carries/watches over him when he's injured or unconscious. There's one scene in episode five where they are getting really close to each others faces when arguing and Yoichi's head is blocking their faces almost making it look like a Kissing Discretion Shot. They have moments where they get along and Yuu praises Kimizuki for being awesome while blushing when he learns he can drive and hot wire a car. Kimizuki blushes in response to this. At one point in the manga, Shinoa jokes that Kimizuki "swings that way" to the rest of the squad. Yoichi reacts with, "He does?!" while blushing. And add some light hearted-ness; Shinoa and Mitsuba tease them about their relationship by comically impersonating Kimizuki and Yuu as lovers, complete with blushing and a passionate embrace. Funny yet yaoi fangirls' dream come true! 

Mika is Gay: That explains it, right? Mikaela's obsession with Yuuichiro, full stop. He tears off a noble's arm  for trying to drink his blood, nearly makes off with him in a Bridal Carry in chapter 13, and has convinced himself that Yuu's human allies are just using him in order to justify his taking him back. There's the way he seems to get jealous of Shinoa in general especially when she gets Yuu in a Cooldown Hug. He ends up screaming at her "Don't touch Yuu with your filthy hands!" Both openings of the anime show the two touching foreheads with their hands cupping each other's cheeks. In episode 3 a vision of Mika hugs Yuu from behind and caresses his face. At the end of episode 12, Yuu and Mika look up at the moon, thinking of each other while miles apart. Yuu places his forehead against the glass window where an image of Mika is reflected in the same position. Then, with a determined look in their eyes, they mutually declare to save each other.

Yoichi is Gay: He doesn't seem attractive to other girls but I could be wrong! Yoichi acts very friendly around Yuu, glomps him in the manga and waiting by his bedside for him wake from from passing out implying he was watching him, and gets very blushy around him. In episode 2 dub of the anime when asked who Yoichi was, Shinoa's answer was: "A friend of his, or a lover." This occurs when she is observing with others as Yoichi lays on top of Yuu in between his legs after glomping him and shaking as he is crying while holding on to him. From Shinoa's and others angle it looks very suggestive. Yuu gets moments where he acts very concerned about Yoichi's well-being when they're in battle, and strives to save him from danger occasionally.

Victor Frankenstein--Interesting Movie Speculations

You know the 2015 movie, Victor Frankenstein, right? The one with James McAvoy & Daniel Radcliffe, right? (grins happily, realize euphoria and composure self) Ahem, anyway.....What if I told you there some theories behind this? Some things you guys didn't know or probably known so please, hope you guys like it! 

*Glamorizing Igor Much? Indeed: Yes, that's right. Igor originally was a stock character assistant to many types of Gothic villains, such as Count Dracula or Dr. Victor Frankenstein. Igor is an ugly, hunch-backed lab assistant but in this version, Igor is initially an unnamed hunchback clown at a circus with an interest in anatomy, resulting in him being a self-taught physician whose skills capture the attention of Victor Frankstein during a visit. Seeing the hunchback's poor treatment by the rest of the circus after seeing him treat injured acrobat Lorelai, Victor frees the hunchback and takes him to his flat, draining the cyst that is the cause of his posture, providing him with a brace to help his posture adjust, and giving him the name 'Igor Straussmann' after his currently-absent flatmate. Igor goes on to assist Victor in his experiments to create life while falling in love with Lorelai after she acquires a wealthy patron, regarding Victor as a friend despite Victor's various lies. At the film's conclusion, after Igor helps Victor destroy the original creation when it proves to lack the true spark of life, Frankenstein departs to leave Igor to create a new life for himself with Lorelai. After Igor's back is straightened, has a shower, gets a haircut, and is dressed in a suit, he becomes rather attractive. Lorelei is quite taken with Igor's new appearance when she meets him at a fancy party.

*Homoerotic Subtext Between Victor and Igor: Bet you guys knew this was coming! Right, am I right? Victor is a man of unbridled passion while Igor is a man of moderation and reason, but there's some undertones as Igor is bare-chested when Victor attempts to straighten the abnormal curvature in his back. Most of why Igor is so willing to follow Victor around and do as he's told even when he's unhappy about it stems from the fact that Victor essentially gave Igor an entirely new and non-miserable existence by hauling him out of the circus. Igor even mentions this to Lorelei as the main reason why he has to go and help Victor in the finale. Igor and Victor are close, but their friendship is an unhealthy one, and it's especially harmful for Igor. These two guys have such a good time together, and as an audience, I think you want them to be together. It's exciting, they have all these adventures that's half the time. The other half the time, if you ever wanted to see Igor utterly abused, and beaten up, and hurt, and embarrassed, and just manipulated by me, then that's your movie. So half the time the audience is like, "Aww, these guys are great together," and the other half the time, they go, "Please Igor, run away now!" Even it's unknown if he is gay or asexual, Victor has a few waistcoats with either a floral or paisley print, and at one point he wears a striking purple suit, which is very showy in comparison to the attire of the other male characters.

*Igor is a Bi: OK, we know that Igor and Victor have a close friendship but it has some gay undertones however Igor has a romantic interest in Lorelai. Igor feels indebted to Victor for saving him from his miserable existence at the circus, removing the abnormal curvature in his back, and offering him an environment where he can further his interest in science. Victor takes advantage of his savior role, and is sometimes manipulative and abusive towards Igor even though Victor becomes increasingly fond of his protege. Igor becomes this to Victor, whose erratic demeanor and contentious opinions irritates and/or offends everyone else. However; Igor saves Lorelei's life at the circus, then later checks up on her at the hospital and makes sure she gets the right medicine. Although Lorelei is likely unaware of the latter, she is aware of the former and is quick to grow a romantic interest in Igor when they reacquaint. Although the fact that he lost the hump and clown make-up to become much hotter probably didn't hurt! 

*Igor Knows More Better than His Master: While Victor was intelligent of a mad scientist; Igor is able to perform surgery on a heart, a liver, and a pair of lungs and can pop a broken bone back into place in under a minute with improvised materials. He is able to view a fevered patient and decide upon a medicinal regimen for them almost instantly. He also understands how the nerves controlling the eyes work, and can tell at a glance that Victor has wired them wrong. He managed to learn all of this from books and treating his co-performers at the circus. So Igor is not just an assistant but he's much smarter? Hmm, who knew! 

*Victor Frankenstein is Asexual: Unknown to be asexual or homosexual; Victor possesses many classic traits of this Byronic Hero trope: he's very intelligent, handsome, self-absorbed, emotionally volatile, tormented by his past, his beliefs (which he considers to be morally superior) clash with society's, and he's extremely stubborn. The single-minded pursuit of his goals becomes detrimental to both his mental health and his friendship with Igor. Even Finnegan observes that Victor's "flaws, though they're glaring, massive, are merely social, not intellectual." Victor proclaims to Igor that they will create a man after their own image. The process involves stitching together dead body parts and reanimating the corpse with lightning. Victor carries some very admirable ideals, and he genuinely wants to improve the lives of others  but it's a foregone conclusion that he goes way too far in his quest to cheat death. 

Parasyte Theory

People might wonder, what in the world is Parasyte? Parasyte is an anime and manga that talks about these creatures who take on the hosts of humans and begin to eat other people while in the bodies of humans. But only one has suffice and now the Parasyte is in his right arm, the boy's name is Shinichi Izumi and his unlikely buddy and crime fighting partner that Shinichi names 'Migi'. Together they face off against the other Parasytes in the world. But there is something that keeps making this anime talking. Here are some theories that helps make the anime more interesting. 

Parasyte Anime Adaption is A Dark Version of Spider Man: After being bitten by a genetically-altered spider, Peter Parker gains superhuman strength and the spider-like ability to cling to any surface. He vows to use his abilities to fight crime as the masked superhero by the name of Spider Man. Shinichi's nerdy appearance is somewhat similar to Spider Man but unlike Peter, Shinichi lives with his parents but they are good people like Uncle Ben and Aunt May. You'd think that the father (who is like Uncle Ben) would die but it's the sweet mother who dies and the Parasyte takes her body as a new host. After Shinichi's revival from his death; he tries to put on his glasses, his vision was blurry and was better without them. The father lives but he drowns his sorrows over the death of his wife but he comes around after it....Sort of. Murano is similar to Mary Jane as Kana is similar to Gwen Stacey but the differences with this is that Shinichi is interested in Murano and not Kana however as a friend, he cares about her. Even when she died, he was sad but he couldn't cry because his new appearance as a Parasyte. Unlike MJ who found out Peter was Spider Man; Murano never found out Shinichi's secret as Parasyte but it is unknown if Murano knew because of Izumi's change. The last episode where Migi comes back to save Murano, she pretty much knows right? And also the enemies that Shinichi and Migi faced are similar to how Spider Man faces opponents and took them down. But he doesn't murdered. 

Tokyo Ghoul and Parasyte Similarities: Like it or not; Tokyo Ghoul and Parasyte are similar to one another! How are they similar? Well, let's see.....Both animes have protagonists that start off as innocently good protagonists that somehow got involved with a macabre ability to take down enemies of their own kind. Both had suffered hard but came out on top by some sort of 'adrenaline makeover' that made them into a hardcore badass! Shinichi loses the glasses, Kaneki's hair turned white and both of them became stoic while losing their human emotions almost. Although similar to one another, they both are different. The manga to Tokyo Ghoul started in September 8, 2011 while the Parasyte manga started in 1988 and ended in 1995. The Parasyte vs Tokyo Ghoul can be quite a heated debate at times. Both have relatively the same dark-toned setting, and their anime adaptations were released around the same time as each other.

The Concept of Shinichi's Transformation is a Metaphor for a Coming of Age Story: Shinichi starts off as a human in an ordinary life until a Parasyte came along. This is where Shincihi starts off scared and nervous of becoming a killer, similar to how a little boy is to change. When Shinichi's metamorphosis change after the death of his mother, he changes his hairstyle and is better without his glasses. This could be the stage metaphor for Shinichi becoming from a boy to a teenager. However by the end of the series, Shinichi's 80's bad boy hairstyle is no more but there's no glasses. This could signified that Shinichi is now a man! A grown man, even if he hasn't graduated yet from high school; the stages of his case as a Parasyte could be a form of growing up. And learning. Also, the reason for Shinichi to reach manhood is where he and Murano had sex, which was when Shinichi lost Migi and he was suicidal but Murano's sexuality with him caused him to snap out of it. This could result on maturity. Strange isn't it? 

Parasytes are Sociopaths or They Have Asperger Syndrome: In the story; Parasytes generally are indistinguishable from normal humans. However, they tend to have completely blank expressions due to not having emotions, and the artwork often gives them slightly overlarge and sharply-defined eyes that give them a sinister appearance. They are aware of emotions and things in life, but cannot react like normal human beings though they do try to cover up their identities. Quite how someone with an antisocial disorder can mask their persona and play it off as manipulative. But also the Parasytes could be the impediment of those with Aspergers Syndrome. are seen as those that cannot feel or people think they can't but it's proven in one part where Ryoko Tamiya/Tamura protects her newborn baby from bullets from the police and gives the child to Shinichi to keep it safe as she dies in a heroic sacrifice. This shows how human she has become and how much she's changed since she originally used her baby as an experiment for her species.

Murano Knew About Migi: It's unclear if Murano knows about Shinichi was a Parasyte in his hand; but she always kept asking, "Are you really Shinichi Izumi?" But noticed in one of the episodes, Murano and Shinichi were holding hands but Murano switched hands and took Shinichi's left hand instead. Did she know about Migi? Or feared of that groping incident? Who knows, it was a strange scene. Whatever, it couldn't be true, right? Sounds silly but who knows whatever the case might be. Maybe she didn't want to believe Shinichi was a monster and wanted a better reason for Shinichi's change. And how the last episode, she confessed that she knew who Shinichi Izumi really was and loved him for it.