Liv makes references to the anime, Is This a Zombie? Here, she talks of magical garment girls and pink and one hundred percent zombie-ness. Man, if you guys love that anime than you're going to love this! What if Live made a reference to this zombie anime? It's hilarious! P.S. Don't hate me, OK? I'm not trying to make fun of the anime: Is This a Zombie? I like that anime and I thought it would be cool if Liv could make a reference. She mention George Romero and Lowell mention 'Warm Bodies'.
Brains....Brains....Brains, what's up with these brains? I don't find them tasty, it's really gross and I can't help but feel disgusted but if I don't eat, I'll become meaner and dumber. I'm trying to live a normal life when I'm really one of the living dead and nobody but my best friend, Major, and Ravi know about it....And of course, Blaine, ugh! Anyway, most people would live their lives without knowing about all the stuff that's been going on. Not that knowing makes life easier, those of us on a regular name basis with a shadow sight aren't exactly well adjusted. It can suck to be the so-called chosen one. That being said, I do all right--at least in the sunlight I don't look like a dried up cantaloupe when the sun hits me. I don't look all pruny and gross, that would be un-human of me. My arms and legs nor my face becomes like a raisin with wrinkles. But hey, the world is full of weird stuff. You must be wondering, is this a a zombie? Frankly, yes! An O-liv-ia-ing Zombie who is an undead alabaster badass and sexy brains to match. But I don't wear pink, I don't slay zombies or monsters with a single chainsaw, and I don't break dance. I could if I would! I am not a boy who dresses in pink, you know? I don't have someone who is a mute and writes in conversations. Well, that would be cool: A break dancing zombie who wears pink and is an alabaster undead badass. But if I were a zombie boy, I'd have a harem by now right? Yeah, that would be cool, if I were a guy. A witch or vampire, hmm...Anything can happen. However, I don't live in that life. Wish I did and then people would know I'm a zombie by now and I won't have torch wielding villagers at my apartment but people counting on me to save the day. Pink is the new Dead, haven't you heard? As long as there is things like zombies, viruses, humanly criminals, and visions from the brains that I eat....I am going to catch those bastards.....One hundred percent!
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